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Joke of the Day
"I finally found an onramp for the road to success!!!! It was closed for construction."
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"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? The wheelchair..."
"ME: Would you like a snack? 4: No. As a pure mathematical object, I require no physical sustenance."
"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me."
"Archimedes law of bathing When your body immersed in water, the phone rings"
"'Rowdy' Ronda came to my town to give a speech. It was Rousing."
"I have a tattoo of a tiger shirt underneath my tiger shirt so when I take off my tiger shirt BOOM tiger shirt"
"Having to get just a cucumber at the store can be awkward. Especially if you panic & say, ""It's not what you think, it just for a salad."""
"He is known as a miracle comic. If he's funny, it's a miracle!"
"Roze-Slovenijatruplo Band -Roses Boses"