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Joke of the Day

"Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence."

"2: I no want to eat pasta! It too spicy! Me: Oh ok then 2: I no wan watch Mickey Mouse he too spicy! Me: huh? 2: NO BATH TIME BATH TOO SPICY"

"Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. "

"Theravada Monks purge all their earthly possessions to express their faith and pursue spiritual stillness of mind. I did it because fleas."

"Just broke my record for distance of ejaculation. I've cum a long way."

"What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common? They're both homo-genius."

"A pretty girl walks into a bar. Bartender asks, ""what are you having?"". Girl responds ""I'll take a a Double entendre"". ... So he gives it to her."

"What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home? Shucks"

"Seven days without a pun makes one weak."

"My wife and I had a real Fairytale wedding. A wolf killed her grandma during the ceremony and then we ate stolen porridge from some bears."