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Joke of the Day

"OK it's like sure, I've MURDERED before. Big deal. Sue me. It's not like I'm a MURDERER or anything. I only do it socially."

"Did you hear about the happy Roman? He was glad-he-ate-her"

"What do you call suicide committed while shitting? Seppooku."

"When BP says, ""We have the spill under control"" is the new ""I promise not to come inside you."""

"If Hillary Clinton is elected as our first female President it's really going to redefine a few things for me.... ....Like the words President Bush."

"So They Cancelled Halloween In India This Year. They ran out of Ghandi."

"Donuts: The sweatpants you can eat."

"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. Whenthe instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."

"How does one call a female COCK-roach? A henroach. No pussy joke here, you dirty pervert."

"What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow? A hybrid"