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Joke of the Day
"Help free the reindeer from sleighvery."
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"Police in Mississippi shoot a man :( He had accidentally set himself ablaze, and police opened fire because he was waving fire arms in the air :)"
"A redneck looks at a Mexican right in the eye and says, ""how does it feel to marry my ex wife and have my sloppy seconds?"" ""not bad,"" replies Juan,""after 2.5 inches deep she felt brand new"""
"Happy Groundhog Day everybody!!! So put your little hand in mine and there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb..."
"I'm afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating."
"What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11? When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way."
"I always found you should try and get high quality bleach when you can. The cheap stuff taste horrible."
"For lack of a better word... Buy a thesaurus"
"I came up with a suspenseful joke about cheese... Queso here it goes...."
"Did you hear about the case of the schizophrenic ventriloquist? Everyone *around* him heard voices."