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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the case of the schizophrenic ventriloquist? Everyone *around* him heard voices."

"Joke for any location... I was at a ""place of religion or race"" the other day going through some magazines... ... I was perfectly happy till my rifle jammed."

"Went into a massage parlor & asked for the happy ending, now I'm tucked into bed with a Korean woman reading me Cinderella."

"My friend told me he walked into his house and saw that the sheets of paper in his office were having an orgy. I asked him, ""How does paper cum?"" ""Why,"" he replied, ""in stacks, of course."""

"What did Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both had curds in their whey."

"What's the most musical part of a fish? Its scales."

"What do you call a row of boxers? A punchline."

"What do you call a cheap boob job? A discount rack."

"My marriage counselor told me that I suffer from premature ejaculation... I said...""I don't suffer."""

"A couple had a fight one night, Going to bed husband said, Good night mother of my three kids, Wife said, Good night father of none."