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Joke of the Day

"I'm a psychiatrist studying the relationship between humans and dogs in beastiality You can find me in my lab"

"So on your resume, under references, you wrote ""it's a trap!"", ""do him job"", ""that rug really tied the room together, man"" and ""The Matrix"""

"How many porn stars does it take to turn change a fuse? It's too hard to tell. They keep blowing it."

"What is Polish roulette? It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol."

"What's the difference between me and a pigeon? A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW"

"What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwears"

"I just fell backwards off a stool trying to get the last few crumbs from a Pringles can into my mouth if anyone needs a wife or something."

"Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round."

"Never gonna invite Jesus for another bondage party Last time around, he forgot his safe word and we had to bury his sorry ass."

"What do fishermen do at a their conferences? Network."