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Joke of the Day
"So I got a new keyboard today.. q o poq nq s s s pu"
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"I have a joke about Physics... But meh. I guess it wouldn't matter."
"Nice try Jehovah's witnesses, but dressing up like the police and saying you have a warrant isn't going to get me to come to the door."
"Drop down towl for 200 $oh yes he probably came to bring my 200 euro's he owed me He borrowed it from me yesterday"
"Someone asked me if I'd found my soulmate and I was like lol I cant even find my debit card."
"What's black? What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
"""Installing this app on a smartphone or tablet will mean everyone in the house can easily adjust the thermostat."" Dads in unison: ""Nooooo!"""
"Why do white girls only go out in odd numbered groups? Because they literally can't even."
"What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable? putting them back in the wheelchair"
"*ruins your party with a can of Serious String*"