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Joke of the Day
"Why do white girls only go out in odd numbered groups? Because they literally can't even."
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"An obgyn was fired from his job So decided to become a comedian, but he failed at that as well. I guess he just always screwed up the delivery..."
"How are we going to know when America is officially great again? Is there going to be a party, like on a giant ship, with a banner?"
"Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but I don't know how they got in there"
"I like my drinks like I like my women With big cups."
"If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?"
"What is the difference between God and my love life? Some people think God is real."
"""One Two Three Four Five Six... KEVIN!!!"" - how I would introduce myself 100% of the time if my parents had blessed me with the name Kevin"
"*goes to fabric store* Do you guys have boyfriend material?"