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Joke of the Day
"What do black men do after sex.... 15 years to life!"
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"Three tomatoes are walking down the street... A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts falling behind so the papa tomato squishes him and says, Ketchup!"
"When in Texas... *heads into the desert* *hugs cactus* *shoots said cactus* *rides off into the sunset on horseback*"
"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer... I dont know what he laced them with,but Ive been tripping all day."
"Dad says he's practicing Tai Chi to learn how to align his 'Chi's Now, he says, he just needs to learn how to align his crackers, and he'll be able to make a perfect party platter."
"Just skipped past a quote from Gandhi on Instagram to ""like"" a photo of a hot dog."
"Why did the tomato turn red It saw the salad dressing."
"Is this cat saying Meow or Mao? Cause I'm not keepin some commie cat"
"A wizard walks into a gay bar.... ...and disappeared with a poof"
"Where do Mathematicians sail? Indices."