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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat ...I find myself attracted to her in a very sexual way. Is she seeing anyone?"
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"Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at."
"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico? So he can be juan with everything."
"Why does the coffee taste like shit? Because it was ground this morning."
"I haven't made egg jokes in a while I thought I'd take a crack at them"
"I drank half a bottle of NyQuil and tried to call Audrey Hepburn on my microwave"
"im a fruad. i wear the wrangler jeans despite never having wrangled a single goddamn thing in my life"
"If Rapunzel was a brunette, she'd have just opened the front door."
"[speed dating] her: I really want to have a child some day. What about you? me: define ""child"""
"""yer a magician, harry"" hagrid said to hary houdini when he graduted magic academy"