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Joke of the Day
"Always hit women with a left hook... ...because they don't deserve any rights"
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"My mom always said that I'd never find a man dumb enough to marry me. Well, I showed her..."
"What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller."
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"HR: know why you're here? Me: I put my tongue in the candy cutter Union: well..unsafe..but fired? HR: the candy cutter's name is Trish"