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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was debrie everywhere!"

"[VERY RACIST-NSFW] So they get married... So a nigger and a Mexican get married, and both sets of their parents are afraid... THAT THEIR GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE TOO LAZY TO STEAL"

"What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."

"Help me doctor, I have a bowel movement every morning at 7! Doctor: Well that's good, it means you're healthy. Man: You'd think so, but I don't wake up until 8am!"

"""I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT SOUNDS GROSS THAT'S WHAT WE'RE CALLING IT"" - Guy who named the sweater."

"I farted in a room of hipsters and watched them fight over who heard it first."

"A wino wanted to join the Black lives matter movement He ended up sobbing ""Can't we all just get along?"" at a Dark matter symposium."

"If woman had apostrophes instead of periods, they'd be even more possessive and prone to contractions."

"How does a man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it"

"Did you hear about the slow chef at the speed bake off? He would have won if he had just a little more thyme."