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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
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"""So my doctor just told me my DNA was backwards."" ""And?"""
"So I heard you're having sex with fruit. What are you, fucking bananas?"
"I hate my job at the crematorium But at last I urn a paycheck."
"If God wanted me to mow my own lawn, He wouldn't have given me the ability to earn a postgraduate degree."
"Two Calamari Two calamari walk into a pub. Bartender asks, ""What'll ya have?"" ""We'll have a Hurricane and a Sex On the Beach"" says squid A. Bartender pauses and says, ""That'll be three squid then."""
"My doctor told me a joke the other day he left me in stitches."
"What do physics majors do when they hit the club? They torque it.."
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