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Joke of the Day
"What is the French version of the name Parker? Valet."
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"Who was the first black guy to admit he was the father? Darth Vader."
"My wife has this really weird fetish... She likes to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time."
"Tried to slide a cup towards me across the table. The cup fell over instead. I blame friction."
"When your nose is running and your feet smell, you are not sick you're just built upside down."
"My Doctor says I'm a serious alcoholic, but I think I'm more of a funny alcoholic."
"Why was the Tibetan monk celibate? Because he didn't give a fuck."
"I sexually identify as a pansexual And I have a fetish for cast-iron"
"Why is diarrhea hereditary? It runs in your genes."
"What does a selfish cow say? ""Meeeeeeeeeeeeee"""