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Joke of the Day

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well apparently not eight cause my basement is still dark."

"I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair."

"How do you have a party in space? You planet."

"Why did the scientist regret naming the organism ""Fungus""? Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy."

"Did you that even when The Thing is not scared... He still shits bricks"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt"

"What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !"

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a drink and a mop"""

"I didn't let my st-st-stutter stop me from achieving my dream career I'm a door-to-door salesman. I sell ""No Soliciting"" signs. The more I st-st-stutter the more I seem to sell."

"What's grey and bad for your teeth? A hammer."