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Joke of the Day

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well apparently not eight cause my basement is still dark."

"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12."

"My cleaning lady always leaves me a list of supplies she needs to clean the house. Not sure what she needs 20 boxes of cold medicine though"

"Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer? Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)"

"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and locked in a cellar"

"Italian WWII Tank for Sale It has 5 speeds; 4 are reverse."

"My superhero name is Typoman. I am the writer of wrongs."

"Did you hear about the COW that got a promotion? She was out standing in her field. **Edited for political correctness."

"Dogs really like me... I think it's because I'm an asshole"

"What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year? Paddy O'Furniture"