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Joke of the Day
"What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !"
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"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck."
"Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a [karma whore](/spoiler)."
"two year old comes up to me asking if I've seen a dummy, unaware that she's just set herself up for the most brutal slam of her little life."
"COP:Do u know how fast u were going ME: The posted speed limit, 495 COP: Sir that's the route number, i don't even know how I caught up to u"
"I love eating German sausage.... but it always gives me the wurst farts. HA HA HAHA Ha....ha....^ha ^ha^ha......^i'llshowmyselfout"
"How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days."
"Putting on a clean pair of underwear everyday is a great way to have seven pair on by the end of the week."
"Two birds flying through the air... Flugen zwei Vogel durch die Luft. Sagt eine zum anderen, ""Vorsicht"" da kommt ein Hub-schrau-schrau-schrrau"