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Joke of the Day
"What is Anon's favorite coding language? Fortran"
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"I thought I might be pregnant. It turns out I'm just three months fat."
"Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken."
"What do gays and melons have in common? cantaloupe..."
"If you ever see on a road where a section of the dotted line is missing - There is no law there."
"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" ""9/11."" ""9/11 who?"" ""...*you said you'd never forget*"""
"If they can make crunchy peanut butter, surely they can make crunchy butter."
"There are only 10 type of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"ME: I wonder if it wrestles cutely too? ZOOKEEPER: Sir, get out of the panda enclosure. ME: lol. No. *gets mauled to death by panda*"
"What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large!!"