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Joke of the Day
"Is there a difference between our farts? Your gas is as good as mine :\"
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"Canadian castles... They really aren't my fort-eh."
"What do hockey goaltenders and Alaskan prostitutes have in common? They only change their pads after the third period."
"You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, ""concentrate""."
"After my doctor performed my prostate exam he left the room... Soon my nurse walked in and with a puzzled look asked, ""Who was that?"""
"*Holds centipede up to your cheek as you're sleeping and whispers* Hey baby, the restraining order said a hundred feet..."
"I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series. It's called the ""Learning to Count"" trilogy."
"""I'll drink to that."" -me to my next drink"
"Last minute gift idea: Give someone a bucket of water and tell them your sorry their ice sculpture melted"
"What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !"