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Joke of the Day

"England football manager Roy Hodgson has just announced that he's won the competition for ""Scotland's favourite Englishman."""

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"""It's Adam and Eve, not Adamant Eve!"" Despite his clever wordplay, Eve stands her ground. "" I'm not doing butt stuff, Adam."""
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"""and this blood shall be called A+"" all the other blood types: ""k wow we're like right here"""