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Joke of the Day

"England football manager Roy Hodgson has just announced that he's won the competition for ""Scotland's favourite Englishman."""

"It's impossible to look like a bad ass while eating a snow cone."

"Anyone wanna have a pun war? Just for phun.?"

"Relationships are easy as pie! *burns pie*"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Roasted, ground up, and dissolved in hot water"

"I met my wife online. It was love at first site."

"""It's Adam and Eve, not Adamant Eve!"" Despite his clever wordplay, Eve stands her ground. "" I'm not doing butt stuff, Adam."""

"Why do Jews have a big nose? Because air is free"

"What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats? The handicap."

"""and this blood shall be called A+"" all the other blood types: ""k wow we're like right here"""