201518
Joke of the Day
"Ooop, you spit-talked on me. I'm just gonna pretend nothing happened and freak out inside my mind."
Next Joke
"Just for once I wanna be able to explain after I say ""I can explain."""
"What do you call a five year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor"
"How did the Reddit user read his newspaper? <ORIGINAL> He Reddit"
"When covering gay marriage debates avoid asking ""which of you is the woman?"" It's the shorter guy."
"What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A bat!"
"A bar walks into a man The bar says, this place stinks, and the only other person here is an asshole."
"Blind guy: I love this half-sandwich restaurant. Me: What do you mean? This place only serves whole- Service dog: *puts a paw on my lips*"
"Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out? Malteasers"
"People ask me what's my favorite vegetable. Apparently Stephen Hawking is a bad answer."