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Joke of the Day
"Turtles think tortoises are pretentious as hell."
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"I just bought sunglasses off of the black market The trade was very shady."
"What does Che Guevara call his house? Chez Guevara"
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"How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you? Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!"
"Black Friday has taken all of my money : Robinson Crusoe"
"*84th flr* CW: You look sad, can I cheer you up? M: Heard Van Halen's ""Jump""? CW: Sure! Me: Jump out that window and sing it on the way down"
"""The more the merrier!"" usually means ""oh, you overheard us making those plans, huh?"""