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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, ""Well... I can clearly see your nuts""."

"Next time someone says ""Your Mom"" ""Let's get off moms, cause I just got off yours."""

"In a few weeks the keys to the worlds most important office will be handed over to Donald Trump. There is absolutely nothing funny about that. Figured this sub was a perfect place to post this."

"Did you hear about the Asian guy who was so terrible that nobody mourned his death? He was unbereaveable."

"Old people that say tattoos are a waste of money: You have entire cabinets dedicated to plates that no one is allowed to use."

"What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby? Crushing the blacks."

"What did the underscore say when he got up to leave? Gotta Dash!"

"Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because ""The Sum of All Fears"" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography."

"What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water? A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it."

"How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them."