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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, ""Well... I can clearly see your nuts""."

"Neil deGrasse Tyson will no longer be hosting NOVA. Looks like they had to cut deGrasse."

"Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck? He was trying to bust a move"

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head. That was on South Park last night and made me lose it."

"I have great muscle memory I totally remember when I was in shape."

"All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite"

"A dog owner tells his dog.. Owner: ""Who's a good boy?"" Doggo: ""Did you just assume my gender?!"""

"What's the worst part about being black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"I Set my alarm clock to 9:11. So I would ""never forget"""

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi?"