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Joke of the Day

"An Irishman walks out of a bar. Badum, ssssshhhhhhh"

"Two pancakes walk in the desert. One of them tells the other one: ""Your jam fell off."""

"The most positive subreddit award goes to... /r/hiv"

"The best way to return any clothing left at your place is to do a drive-by with a t-shirt gun on her wedding day."

"Why are all the girls in my school dressed up like OP,s mom?"

"Becoming a garbage man isn't hard.... you just pick it up as you go along. ^^^*I'm* ^^^*terribly* ^^^*sorry*"

"I named my house ""shape"", now I'm always in shape."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick."

"That spray tan made me smell like burnt hair & cat pee with a coconut twist. If I could bottle this stench, I'd call it Jersey Whore Breeze."

"She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun."