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Joke of the Day
"What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream? Twist"
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"Made reservations. For the grinandbearit."
"When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, ""OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?... hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."""
"How many nuns are there in a temple? Nun."
"You know what really burns my ass? A midget with a lighter."
"The best way to get a job is to hold the other person's hand through the interview. If you don't get hired, no worries. You made a friend."
"My best guy friend and I vowed if we're still single at 45, we def won't marry each other because who wants to marry someone no one likes?"
"So I met a vegan. I'd finish the joke, but she's still talking."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What do you call a crocodile with no eyes? A crocodle. What do you call an Indian with no eyes? A blind man you fucking idiot."
"What did the slice of pork say to the attractive woman.... ....you may be hot, but I'm bacon!!!"