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Joke of the Day
"What sound does an emo cow make? Amumu"
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"What do you call someone who's great at everything? A good-for-nothing."
"I'll pronounce vegan ""veegan"", when vegetables become ""veegetables""."
"How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'? Konichihuahua"
"Did you hear it's 'National Pretzel Day' in America today? Just making sure everyone knows it's knot bread... (thankyou Simpsons)"
"What is the only inedible part of a vegetable? The wheelchair"
"When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep-timber"
"Why don't German pessimists eat pork.... They always fear the wurst."
"I put a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 inside a Samsung washing machine and now I own a nuclear warhead."
"Condoleeza Rice went by Condoleeza Couscous in college."