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Joke of the Day
"You're sweeter than 3.14"
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"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"I like my women like I like my coffee ground up and easily dissolved."
"Postmodernism pun Hi all, I'm trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I'm stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?"
"A Woman's tongue & Man's eye, will rest' only when they die."
"How do you call a cow with no legs? You don't, because cows don't have phones."
"Why didn't the lazy guy have sex? Because his dick was just too hard"
"""I'm constantly quoting myself. Like right now, for instance."" I just said that."
"Why did the mafia cross the road? Hey forget about it"
"What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days? Her husband's salary."