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Joke of the Day
"Why Do Women Love Jesus? He was well hung and super into cross fitting!"
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"Failure is not an optionit comes bundled with the software."
"""Excuse me sir, but there's a Bohemian knight here to collect his fee."" ""Tell him the check is in the mail."""
"No officer, my car was already upside down when I got here."
"I climbed a mountain yesterday Things were looking up until I got to the summit. It was all downhill from there."
"A man walks up to God and asks, ""are you an ass man or a titties man?"" He replies, ""I'm a soul man"""
"Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too"
"I'm gonna make you .org until you .com everywhere."
"A guy walks into a bar Ouch."
"If a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months"