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Joke of the Day
"What do you call herpes on a scarecrow? A corn on the cob"
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"I'm not crying. I'm just watering my moustache."
"My alarm clock isn't in a good mood... It just went off on me"
"Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00? His hands were tied."
"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me. I live next to two guys who keep reposting a century-old joke"
"What do you call an uncertain insect today? A May bee."
"What do you do with a Jew who has ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp"
"Me: Alexa, when will computers become self-aware? Alexa: When will YOU become self-aware? M: *gazing out a window, crying* good one, Alexa"
"Sit next to stranger on park bench, hand over envelope with random person's picture, whisper ""It has to look like an accident"", walk away."
"Anytime I see a tweet in a different language, I read it as ""Oo ee Oo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang."""