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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an uncertain insect today? A May bee."
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"Oscar Pistorius found guilty of murder Police say he is now on the run."
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"Q: What's black and blue and laying in a ditch? A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes."
"My girlfriend just walked in and called me g@y. If my nails weren't drying I swear to God..."
"Why was the big hairy two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one."
"What did one elevator say to the other? I think I'm coming down with something."
"What's a four letter word for ""a butt load of fun""? Anal"
"Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head."
"The Past, the Present and the Future Walked into a Bar... It was tense."