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Joke of the Day
"How did the black guy get his pilot's license? He went to flight school, you racist bastards."
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"How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian"
"How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome? You pull down its genes."
"What would twitch.tv's mafia be called? El Kappa"
"What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle? ""Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."""
"What did one lawyer say to the other? ""we are both lawyers."""
"They Say Never Judge A Man Until You Walk A Mile In His Shoes Because you'll then be a mile away and will also have his shoes"
"Facebook has become the girlfriend you no longer like but are scared to dump"
"My colleague can no longer attend next week's seminar on innuendo... Now I have to fill her slot..."
"This guy gave me a free copy of his book today. An actual printed copy! I had no idea they were still doing this kind of thing. It's fancy."