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Joke of the Day
"If you eat a pregnant girls food, you're required to have the baby for her"
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"Hey banks, enough with the ""Thank you for banking with us"". We only have like 3 options and you're all terrible."
"If getting proper sleep the night before was a necessity for writing an exam, then I'd fail every single time."
"I have been living with a beautiful girl for the last 2 months. Last week she found out.."
"Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at them and says, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."""
"The Most Hipster Job Of All Time Is... Being a Mortician. Morticians are so hipster that their work doesn't get more popular; instead it just goes further underground."
"Why did the male feminist take a cold shower? His other attempts to get his dick wet didn't work."
"What is the only reason Donald Trump watched the Olympics? To see how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump"
"George Zimmerman knock knock joke Person 1:Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: George Zimmerman. Person 2: George Zimmerman who? Person 1: Ok good you're automatically on that jury."
"How does a West Virginia mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick tastes funny"