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Joke of the Day
"I went to a weiner emporium today... I never sausage a sight!"
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"Why did the Mexican push his wife of the cliff ? Tequila"
"Ronda isn't being a poor sport ..she just needs a few months to learn how to talk again"
"""Hey, boo"" - a casual ghost"
"What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen? A counter reformation."
"Funny how we say ""I drank a *pot* of coffee"" instead of ""I drank fourteen cups of coffee and chased the cat around the hot tub with a sword"""
"What do you call a young Jewish girl who solves mysteries? Nance Hebrew"
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
"Apple Products My friend asked me why I don't like Apple products. Told her that the cables remind me of my ex-gf, white and kink-free."
"What did the midget say in the crowded elevator? You guys are a bunch of assholes."