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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a loud Trump supporter? A Trumpet."

"What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide? Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together."

"My husband is turning 58 tomorrow. Join me wishing him ""Jesus, you're how old?"""

"This bicyclist in front of me sure dresses like he could be pedaling faster."

"There's a brand new cemetery in town Everybody is dying to get in"

"Why did all the girls fall in love with the leafy green-blood-sucking-parasite that was full of vitamins? Because he was romaine-tick."

"Did you hear the story about the frog? It was ribbeting."

"Q: What do they use frozen band-aids for? A: Cold cuts."

"Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse? Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back."

"What do you call hand warmers scattered throughout a room? Intermittens."