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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind man say to the blind man? Long time no see."
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"The one Pacifist friend. Pacifist friend: ""Do you want to hear my war-cry?"" *cries his eyes out while watching two dogs fighting*"
"How do you build suspense in people?"
"Started my new healthy diet today. Breakfast is 2 almonds, I lick an apple for lunch, and dinner is yelling at a picture of myself naked."
"I like having conversations on elevators because you know there's a time limit."
"... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop."
"""I'd tap that."" - Morse code operatives flirting."
"So, two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... *Ba dim tish!*"
"(Q)...... What was the difference between Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky's dry-cleaners? (A)...... Clinton wouldn't come clean."
"How do you stop a small dog from humping your leg? You pick it up and suck its dick!"