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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind man say to the blind man? Long time no see."
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"If you're white, you should always get to go ahead first instead of the blacks. Is one of the first rules of chess."
"I swear, even my ex lasted longer than my phone battery does."
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"A man walks up to god and asks him, ""Are you a ladies man?"" God replies: ""I'm a soul man."""
"What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair? Time to buy a new chair."
"Superman and Eyore had a baby. The baby's name? Supereyore"
"I recently came into a very large sum of money so they fired me from my job at the bank."
"My brothel has no regular customers... People just cum and go."