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Joke of the Day

"Pregnancy- The number 1 cause of arranged marriages"

"Why are people still using a dictionary? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me."

"Gender is like a dead Jew. Before we know it, there'll be six million of them."

"*goes 100mph in Prius *gets pulled over by police Cop: HOW"

"I used to be in a wheelchair.... But I kept getting pushed around. I thought this joke up at work where we deal with wheelchairs and thought I'd share."

"Incest A game the whole family can play."

"Noticed lots of older people reading the bible. It's like they are cramming for their final exam."

"My feet were killing me yesterday. I bought some in-soles thinking they'd probably do nothing to help. Today I stand corrected."

"When a clown sheds its skin, it rubs its head against hard objects, causing the stretched skin to split. The skin is often left in one piece"

"Why is the Vagina like the weather? Once it's wet, it's time to go inside!"