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Joke of the Day

"What do you call women who are faster than me? Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here."

"Childbirth Around 0AD childbirth was fraught with danger, but luckily for Jesus he was born in a stable condition"

"What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs?? Riblings"

"What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people? An icebreaker"

"What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common? If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned."

"Why I think North Korea is a bad place [deleted]"

"It's kinda corny... What did baby corn say to momma corn? ""Where's pop corn?"""

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron man is a well known super hero. Iron Woman, that's a command."

"Sorry I faked a seizure at your party but my phone's battery dropped to 10%, you wouldn't stop talking and I had to go so I could charge it."

"Where I am from, if I was ""16 And Pregnant"" I'd get an ass beating not a TV show."