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Joke of the Day
"Not a gardener per se.... but I've been known to use hoes occasionally."
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"What do you call a fat psychic? A large. (Because medium)"
"Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa? The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa."
"You know how they say ""if you snooze you lose""... I snooze every morning and have never lost any sleep over it."
"You know football is a big sport... ...now that you can buy hair gel that gives you the ""Messi look""."
"I never could figure out what people did for entertainment before the Internet... None of my 17 siblings can figure it out either."
"BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT I like big buts. I can not lie."
"My girl always tells me ""Life is about the little things"", but I just hate when she talks about her Ex."
"Wait. What? You need two people for sex? What does the other one do?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me but I just forgot the joke !"