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Joke of the Day

"A pirate walks into a bar... And sits down orders a drink without anybody making a pun about his nuts."

"One of my friends told me he didn't like it when I made fish jokes. But I think he was just being koi."

"Did you ever hear the story about how the moose died? It's all a big moostery"

"I'm not high! - high people I'm not drunk! - drunk people I'm not lying! - lying people I'm not gay! - my brother"

"Another joke from my daughter Her: Why did Sally fall off the swing? Me: Why? Her: Because she had no arms. Me: ??? Her: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Her: Not Sally!"

"We've all been there. In your mom, that is."

"What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle? The purr-rimiter."

"Paedophiles always have a certain look about them... Paedophiles always have a certain look about them, what is it about a beard and glasses that kids find so sexy?"

"""And this is Flegh, Fnnnr, Grmm, Jsssh and Jhee-Jo."" (What My Brain Hears When Introduced to a Group of People)"

"Why isn't China a democracy? Because then they'd have to hold erections."