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Joke of the Day

"A pirate walks into a bar... And sits down orders a drink without anybody making a pun about his nuts."

"I'm a terrorist, you're a bomb... Let's make an explosion together!"

"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? A violin has strings. A fiddle has straaangs."

"TIL that if a seamstress messes up even one stick, the thing van unwravel Oops. Wrong thread This^ joke type is stupid and I hate it. Maybe you won't"

"Nothing says you are ugly like Facebook asking ""Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture?"""

"I used to date an anaesthetist... She was a local girl. [credit to seeing this on QI]"

"Why is it called a ""litter"" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !"

"How to piss off an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him to determine the period."

"What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport? Cross country"

"Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve."