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Joke of the Day

"Doctor's appt: doctor checked me for hernia. Oddly replaced typical ""turn your head and cough"" with ""who's my dirty bitch."""

"Einstein wrote a theory about Space... It was about time too!"

"What smells worse than an anchovy? An anchovy's cunt"

"Boyfriend rushes home: Pack your bag honey, I've won Rs.10 crores in a lottery. Girl Friend: Wow! Dubai or Switzerland? Boyfriend: Who Cares? You just pack your bag & GET LOST!!!"

"Do you know why doctors are prescribing medical marijuana for arthritis? Because the definition of arthritis is inflammation of the joints"

"Married Couple Friend:hey how's your married life buddy..... Jhon: 20 years before it was like heaven ....... 20 years after no fucks given"

"I spent two hours child-proofing my home. They still got in."

"Why are stock traders so good at sex? Same principal, you gotta pull out at the right moment or it costs you."

"What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!"

"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? ...Because Burger King didn't wrap his whopper"