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Joke of the Day
"Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross."
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"Since only the good die young, I must have the shelf-life of a Twinkie."
"Shakespeare's The Life and Death of King Richard III Spoiler Alert: Richard III dies in the end."
"It's that time of year to find out what your friends with pools have been up to since last year."
"ME: when I was 12 I got the flu so bad I had to be in the hospital GUY WHO TRIES TO ONE-UP EVERY STORY: oh yeah? when I was 13 I died"
"Is your lizard not working? You may have a reptile dysfunction."
"Me: Do you want dinner? BF:sure, what are my choices? Me:yes or no."
"What's brown and sticky? (wait! There's more...) What's brown and sticky? A Stick. What's brown, sticky and Yiddish? A schtick."
"I fucking hate cheap 1 ply toilet paper.... It's just so shitty"