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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that steals ma'am."
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"My biggest weakness has been that I get attached very quickly. ~Superglue, probably.."
"Two nuns are sitting on a park bench... Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach."
"Where are all the people that just have one sclerosis?"
"I'm pretty gullible Or at least what they tell me"
"[describing a chair] it's like a swing without all the drama"
"A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy. ""ephedrine?"" ""I can't serve you that"" ""sudoephedrine"" ""There you go""."
"Chuck Norris easily won the Iditarod dog sled race by pulling a sled load of 16 dogs, 800 pounds of supplies and with a dead sperm whale chained behind it."
"Why is it so cold in San Francisco? Giant fans."
"Wife is painting the upstairs bedrooms. It's not in my nature to sit still while she slaves away so I went up and complained about the color"