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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that steals ma'am."

"I thought getting a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant Turns out it just changes the colour of the baby"

"Sorry, science, but religion promised me a place where I'll get to hang out with Grandma again."

"Why did the power go out when Optimus Prime got his first blow job? Someone blew a transformer."

"If there'd been a mix up my uncle could have been President of the United States He was an army undertaker, also known as a 'barrack embalmer' \- Milton Jones"

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo-bees !"

"I think that if Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh had their brains swapped, the world would be better because that surgery sounds really risky."

"Justice Prevail for Morons"

"How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1) put some earbuds in your pocket 2) wait one minute"

"I've slowly replaced sex with food... and now I can't even get into my own pants."