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Joke of the Day
"Why is it so cold in San Francisco? Giant fans."
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"What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party? A BOOkake party!"
"My new girlfriend just found out that I'm 42. She said, ""You told me that you were 28 and a half!"" I said, ""I am if you think about it."""
"*Ronda Rousey in the Doctors office* Ronda: I'm having trouble getting pregnant Doctor: Stop taking it in the jaw"
"Jokes What did the lion say to the bee"
"What does an Arab do after riding his camel? He has a cigarette!"
"what did the man say when he couldn't get frea with his dog? oops, forgot the ky"
"This dude is using a pay phone , I guess someone got kidnapped"
"I always carry a flashlight with me. That way, if someone locks me in their car trunk, I can entertain myself with cool shadow puppets."
"What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student? An essay."