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Joke of the Day
"What is a British woman on her period? A bloody cunt."
Next Joke
"Damn autocorrect... It's always making me say things I didn't Nintendo"
"I was kicked out of the gym for arguing with my step aerobics instructor, but I don't care. She's not my real aerobics instructor."
"What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in? A pan, duh!"
"Two fish are in a tank. One fish asks the other fish ""How do we drive this thing?"""
"What comes after March? April, fools!"
"A man was arrested for taking drugs in the UAE He got stoned..."
"Nigel Farage gets his girlfriend pregnant.. Soon after the pregnancy test arrived as positive, he says ""My fatherhood ambition has been achieved. I want my life back"""
"""sir we don't hire people to be mannequins"" Me:*strikes mannequin pose* ""No, sir we don-"" M:*new pose* [under breath] ""damn this guys good"""
"It makes me sad when people tell me they married their best friend, mostly because marriage between a woman and Vodka will never be legal."