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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dairy farmer who got kicked off his farm for not having any livestock? It was a no cows eviction."

"What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce."

"What kind of bees scare neckbeards? Boo-bees."

"TIL theres a supermoon on the 14th. ELI5: If it's so super, why doesn't it fly around in the sky? Oh, right... because it got paralyzed and died."

"What makes a black joke funny? A grape punch line"

"I know Taco Bell doesn't have ""I hate myself"" sauce yet. But they should. They should."

"My kids are always accusing me of having a 'favourite kid' Which is ridiculous as I don't like any of them. -Danny Zuker"

"What paper product speaks really quickly? Wrapping paper."

"To me, God will always be that guy that could've made Pokemon or Star Wars real but instead was all like, ""Nah bruh, malaria and AIDS."""

"Why did the stoner go to the chapel? To marry Jane"