165556

Joke of the Day

"The developers of Apple Maps first big mistake was not calling it Mapples."

"How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house? When the big hand touches the little hand"

"The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart."

"If you love something, set it free If you hate something, do origami If you're hungry, go watch a movie I don't understand how advice works"

"I put another shrimp on the barbie and now Ken is all pissed off."

"If i had a dollar for every time i had an existential crisis... it wouldn't matter because currency is a social construct and life is meaningless"

"I wish more people were fluent in silence."

"When I die I want my body to be donated to science ...but more specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."

"(Meta) To all the people with disgusting ""jokes"" Guess what......... Chicken Butts!"

"My teacher told me that I am unique But when I told my mom what my teacher said she replied,"" Sweetie, just because you are autistic doesn't make you special""."