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Joke of the Day

"I put another shrimp on the barbie and now Ken is all pissed off."

"Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice"

"So I heard you just saw a play at Ford Theater, how was it? It was Mind-Blowing"

"How can you tell if a road is sad? It has low shoulders."

"what does shrek say when he falls off a boat?? if you think the answer is ""ive gone ogreboard!!"" you are sick and twisted & need help"

"Why do women fake orgasms? I wish they'd just be honest. I've only faked an orgasm once, when I was being mugged..... That scared him off."

"If revenge is a dish best served cold AND revenge is sweet then revenge is basically ice cream. Bring it."

"My friend told me that i don't understand irony... Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time."

"My fan has two settings: - Barely moving. - Could propel a hovercraft across the Everglades."

"What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up? I've got a bone to pick with you"