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Joke of the Day
"I wish more people were fluent in silence."
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"""I bet you I can get people to buy the shirt from a game they don't even know how to play."" -Ralph Lauren"
"What do you give a girl that has everything? Penicillin"
"Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat under a buck."
"If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite."
"The only thing worse than the one that got away is the one that won't go away"
"What kind of socks do you find in your backyard? Garden hose."
"What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time? Whacks on, whacks off."
"I dated a half Asian girl Her mom was Korean Her dad was Korean Her legs got ripped off in the car accident."
"When they say a girl is dynamite In Pakistan, they mean it."