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Joke of the Day

"If life had a 'CTRL + ALT + DEL' option, you bet your ass I'd be hitting that thing about 14 times a day."

"It is so cold outside that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket"

"Jared ended his career at Subway the same way he started it... (part 2) Enamored by 7 year old meat and buns."

"Coors Light ships cold straight from the factory. I wish other water companies would do the same."

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts."

"What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech? A blonde at a flashing red light."

"1:5 people in the world are Chinese. My family has 5 people so its either my mom, dad, brother Colin or Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Colin"

"How did Nazi's pickup Jewish Women? With a dust pan and broom"

"Wife: Where are you going? Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got? Five?"

"What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A passenger you racist fuck."