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Joke of the Day

"Who cares if you break a damn mirror. If you think 7 years of bad luck is hell, try breaking a condom."

"Thanks for shopping! Would you like to donate $1 to cancer research or are you a giant monster?"

"What is white and square? A ping pong block."

"Au Don't you dare downvote. That joke was pure gold."

"Is your birthday the 10th of October? Because you look like a 10/10!"

"Yo Momma so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew and thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at Hardees."

"I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too."

"""What's your name?"" ""I am Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, Khaleesi to Drogo's riders-"" *Starbucks barista quits on the spot*"

"wtc that awkward moment when your crush asks who your crush is"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."