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Joke of the Day

"I tried giving up erections for lent... but it got pretty hard."

"Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?"

"Laughed so hard tears ran down my leg."

"The ""PB&HJ;"" looked better on the menu. They really do have everything at the Cheesecake Factory."

"Keep your friends close and your enemies under the front wheels of your vehicle."

"What do the state of California and BDSM dungeons have in common? Nothing butt restrictions (thanks twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)"

"Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year? Cuz he's Biden his time."

"What's a redditor's favorite form of math? substitution"

"A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time."

"Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience."